DILDO WIZARD

Well my morning was interesting...I got up late to go to class but it didn't matter since the class is pretty much lamness anyways. I ended up speeding down the freeway at 90mph listening to mable by goldfinger which was awsomeness for me and all that stuff...god damn computer key board sucks the space key has to be slammed down to work gahhhhhhhhhhhh!!

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Well I woke up this morning around 12 so not the morning anymore but ya I looked out the huge window from my bedroom and there is such a fantasic few I can't even begin to describe what it felt like. I am mucho happy with my new room. But ya the air matress is a little unconfortable but I will be getting a new bed soon anyways. Woot for the queen size bed so I can have much loveage in it!! But ya anyways. I need to go back to my essay...

Well how do I start this all..Well I am writing my first essay of college today or at least starting it tonight..I have nothing to do down here no friends so I hang by myself which is not good for me at all in anyway. I just want to jump up and down screaming. So to my basic emotions are Smash. I know that is not an emotion for you but it is for me.

So Stacy/Daniel/Mr.Robot-o is at the breaking point. I am gonna be sleeping on an air mattress for a while which is gonna blow harder then I do on a 13 inch cock. I hope I even sleep tonight though most of the time I will be worrying about my essay and how the hell I am gonna find enough info to back it up. If anyone has any suggestions my essy topic is How visual Media effects youths ideas of love.

Stupid topic I know but I can do stupid topics since I am cooler then everyone in the world.

O ya and Stacy had a break down two days ago because of his weight and so he is on this super crazy diet and hopes that he loses several pounds very soon since he feels like a blue whale.

Hey well I am redoing my Lj and getting back into or just getting into it finally since my freindly woman freind Lisa Decided to Boink me threw my mail. So I will be writing long ass Emo updates.

Yesterday I went to club rage in west hollywood....it was so great

But to start it off the way I go in is I went to the youth group which is 16-30 so afterward a couple of people invited me out and this older guy who was 29 got me into rage ar about like 10 or somthing.

Well I danced for like 4hours during which I got to kiss this cute asain boy while dancing for like 20mins then we stoped for what ever reason.

Also the guy who was 29 was hitting me on me like crazy and I am so proud of myself since I only flirted with him I never actually kissed him!!

I finally decided to get one of these, I couldn't help my self.

Well just to say today is my first day so don't be hard on me.

I decided to post a short story thingy I wrote!

Tommorw I will complain and be a queen..but not on the first day!






In well lit house near the great city of Stormwind a young boy sits on his fathers lap while he plays with a toy hammer. He idly listens to his father talk of the events happening in an unimportant world to a 10 year old. “News from the front line’s the Horde has some how agreed to ally with us.” His father says to his mother. “Bloody ragamuffins, I don’t trust them as far as I can throw them” The boy’s mother says almost spiting in disgust. The boy’s father signs while he sets the young boy down on the floor he solemnly walks to his wife and grasps her gently on her shoulder’s and says “Another thing my love, they have called me to the frontlines.”


That was the last memory Pirvan had of his father in person, though he found out later that he was slain in service of the light, as they called it. Pirvan sneered at the words “In the name of the light.” His father was a paladin and that was all he knew. His mother soon died of grief after she received the news. With all the conflict no one had seen to the needs of a young boy and he was orphaned. He remembered the one joy of his life was the tram between Stormwind and Ironforge; he could not help his fascination at how the carts moved with out magic. One fateful day he walked off the tram and wandered the huge underground city of Ironforge. He found him self walking down a dark section of town that he had never seen before, dark figures crowded alleys and whispers seemed all around him. A gnome with glowing green goggles, with a purple beard and a knife on his hip that looked a bit to big stepped out of one of the alleys and looked down at the short 12 year old. “A bit young to be around here aren’t ya?” the gnome says in amused voice. The child began to step away but his eye caught sight of a small silver animal that was near the gnome’s leg. The gnome let out a laugh as the young boy's eyes glimmer with interest at the Mechanical squirrel that follows him. “Do you like it? Go ahead pet it?” the gnome says still chuckling. “Really mister?” Pirvan says excitedly as he reaches down and timidly pokes the metal animal. The Squirrel chirps and looks up at the boy inquisitively. “Boy, I have seen you around here often. Do you have a home?” The gnome says with a raised eyebrow. Pirvan lets out a sigh and continues to examine the squirrel. The gnome rolls his eyes and say’s “I take that as a no, how would you like to have a place to live?” Pirvan's attention shifts from the squirrel to the gnome. He eyes the gnome suspiciously and bites his lip. The gnome's voice turns serious as he says “Only one catch, you just have to work and do what I say.” Pirvan mind goes back to the cold nights on the streets and he says in an excited voice “Yep mister, my name is Pirvan.” The gnome startled by the boy’s straight forwardness says “My name I Fizzle Wittle and I am the Chief engineer in Gnomergan, most people call me Chief though.” That one action began Pirvan’s adventures.


(maybe i will write more.)